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I have a smart phone, therefore, I am.

Ladies and gentlemen..

Comrades of this new Era..

Creatures of the Clouds..

Guardians of the data..

Gather up!

A new proposition is due...

Come closer and listen as I make a toast;

Dedicated to you...

To the tide-riding blind, who are emotionally dependent on the sound of their phones’ voices...

Here is to you...

To the gadget-attached, whose beauty standards have become as deep as their Selfies.

Raise your glasses...
Here is to you...

To the non-questioners, who spend every day sinking yet lower, into the non-fulfilling, the parallel, and the very experimental virtual Universe.

Here is to the all-dancing all-singing slaves of the notifications...

Worshipers of the common-place...

Poets of the Emojis...

Subscribers of the Premium...


The Digital proletariat.

Here is to you...

And here is to your phone― of course!