Ladies and gentlemen..
Comrades of this new Era..
Creatures of the Clouds..
Guardians of the data..
Gather up!
A new proposition is due...
Come closer and listen as I make a toast;
Dedicated to you...
To the tide-riding blind, who are emotionally dependent on the sound of their phones’ voices...
Here is to you...
To the gadget-attached, whose beauty standards have become as deep as their Selfies.
Raise your glasses...
Here is to you...
To the non-questioners, who spend every day sinking yet lower, into the non-fulfilling, the parallel, and the very experimental virtual Universe.
Here is to the all-dancing all-singing slaves of the notifications...
Worshipers of the common-place...
Poets of the Emojis...
Subscribers of the Premium...
The Digital proletariat.
Here is to you...
And here is to your phone― of course!